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Flaming Cocktail

During the beggining of sexual intourcourse, the male douses his penis in a gallon of diesel fuel gasoline and proceedes to (preferably with matches) set his member aflame. After this task is completed he continues to manualy insert his flaming member into the woman. He proceedes until the flame is no more.
I am going to give Christine the best flaming cocktail ever.
by fuckmylife97 January 22, 2011
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Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.
Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.
by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011
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Flaming Swompenoggle

Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....
Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!

Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE
by smarterthanhermione November 8, 2010
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flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.
I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.
by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007
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Flaming Satchmo

After you turn a chick into Satchmo (see Satchmo). She blows the gas back out and lights it on fire!!!
After I turned Shawna into Satchmo, she turned the tables and pulled a Flaming Satchmo on me. Almost got my balls!
by Ken Melloy March 2, 2008
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flaming teletubbie

by bubbles123 April 2, 2008
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Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
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