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Farmer

Stinky, council house bender who won’t leave a group chat coz it’s the most amount of friends he’ll ever havd
Farmer has 0 friends
by Smithy1208 November 24, 2017
mugGet the Farmermug.

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
by HzlH May 8, 2017
mugGet the wind farmermug.

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”
by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023
mugGet the Fudgy Farmermug.

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish
Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls
by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022
mugGet the Farmermug.

pig farmer

A guy who's not ashamed to hit on large women.
He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.
by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022
mugGet the pig farmermug.

moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
mugGet the moisture farmermug.

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