Farmer Craig

A self hating jew.

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.

by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019

Farmer Boy Song

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”

“Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga”

by Spicycactusman January 4, 2019

Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

Farmer

Someone who swears uncontrollably, acts insane, and overall acts like an uncultured piece of sh!t.

Dude, you need to stop acting like a flippin' farmer

by #digbicks April 2, 2019