Family Guy

Man: Hey wife how was your first day at work as a CEO??
Woman: It was bad, i suck at it
Man: Naturally, you're a woman!
Woman: HAHA! Oh well.!¿&÷£

Funny stuff, family guy

by A Female CEO August 20, 2017

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Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.

A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!

by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018

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Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.

My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

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Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

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familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019

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