empathighs

The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.

I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Empotional

Somewhere between emotional pain and physical pain. Discovered when making an IM typo.

I'm going to put you in empotional pain.

"Hulk smash!!"

by Mudd D. Waterz April 20, 2009

Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.

Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.

by bahremon June 19, 2009

EMP3

(noun): the devastating effect when when an IPod or MP3 player is damaged my a magnet or put through the wash.

My IPod got an EMP3 when I dropped it in that puddle.

by imnotagolfball September 11, 2011

Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.

(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!

by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013

Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.

Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

by JollyMac May 30, 2018

empatheticality

To feel another's point of view in your own existence while watching virtual reality

"I feel you" is a good way to describe empatheticality.

by Mr Eden's Class June 8, 2018