earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

wettest place on earth

Chloe G doe

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth

by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020

Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you

Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.

by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Earth

A place that is flat

Jim:"Look at how not spherical that place is."

Mark:"Must be an earth."

by Ikeshrafter June 9, 2018