silent duck

A hand gesture used by those engaging in the act of fisting as a way of initiating the partner

Claire whipped out the silent duck, and immediately Joanie screamed in anticipation and excitement.

by Jebediah Smith December 7, 2007

Pud Duck

1.A term used to describe customers who come into a retail store with no greater intention then to be a complete pain in the ass and buy nothing.

2. Ass Hole!

That Pud Duck just wasted an hour of my time and didnt buy shit.

by Intern June 22, 2006

Swamp ducks

Often used by teachers, this term is widely used and will quite often make you cringe.

"Gather around the inner sanctor santorium my little swamp ducks"
"Come on my little swamp ducks"
"Sam please take your hat and headphones off my little swamp duck"

by The real extra chromosome December 13, 2018

Duck Wings

The often unsightly roll of flab situated in the armpit region of a person, often forming a crease in the flesh and resembling that of a duck's prone wing.

"Yes he is a bit overweight, you can tell by his fleshy, flab rife duck wings, see?"

"Definitely. Those are some gross, animalistic properties"

by jaked04 September 15, 2011

sat on a duck

to fart while seated on a hard surface

Person 1: (Fart)

Person 2: "What was that?"

Person 3: "Somebody sat on a duck!"

by nickeltickler69 March 31, 2012

Muffle Duck

A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.

Guy: Nom nom nom

Girl: (fart noise)

Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?

Girl: Dang ducks!

Muffle Duck

by Kerfunk February 17, 2010

Duck Queef

A duck queef is a shot that contains ice tea vodka and lemon juice. If you go to a bar and they make you the more popular duck fart you should ask to talk to managment because you clearly said "duck queef." It results in free drinks!

Jimmy had too many duck queefs last night. Duck Queef all around.

by ColonialMaster October 23, 2011