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Dumpster Crawler

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.
hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.
by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010
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Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.
by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010
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Solidified Dumbassery

The state of being a constant, insufferable and predictable dumbass; when one has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that dumbassery is all he capable of whether it be in life or a particular subject.
Oh look who's here to chime in with his Solidified Dumbassery.
by UnarmedIsHelpless July 14, 2011
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dogmaster

A person who feels superior to others although they are legally reatrded. Often referred to as "ignornant slut" and just plainly "whore". If you see this individual anywhere, please contact the authorities immedietly.
by Dogmasters parents April 23, 2004
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cum dumpster

a chick that lets a bunch of men cum all over them
she took all of our nut shes agood little cum dumpster
by johnnie mack June 15, 2009
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cum dumpster

Any female that allows many different men to bust a nut inside their pussy whenever the guy calls her for a booty call. A human 'dumpster' for cum.
It's pretty obvious that Ferd is the only cum dumpster in the tristate area.
by pretty gurl swag March 21, 2011
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Cum Dumpster

I just came on Apollo Justice for the third time this morning. Gosh, he's such a cum dumpster!
by Baby Boom Estévez November 1, 2018
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