Doing a Juno

Being pregnant as a teenager and keeping the baby to give it up for adoption, just like in the movie 'Juno'.

Chelsea: "Have you heard Sky is doing a Juno?"
Logan: "Yeah, she couldn't go through with an abortion."

by Vexed Potato July 18, 2015

doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Doing Sticks

Masturbating aggressively at any giving moment.

If you have a Stick, do it.

"It's late. Better do Sticks quickly so I can have a good night sleep!"

"Man, how was your weekend?
Aha..I've been Doing Sticks 8 hours a day."

by Fresh-Potato April 14, 2016

Doing a Pip

Doing a Pip is when an individual spends an unholy amount of money on unnecessary items like the complete fool they are

Person #1: Are you being cool, and sensible with your money?
Person #2: Naaaah mate, I'm Doing a Pip!

by TotallyNotWill July 19, 2016

doing a attenborough

when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a David attenborough voice

*in the park and see's aduck*
mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat twat to feed him bread

by liklikliklik November 13, 2016

Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.

'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'

by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016

Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017