Dookie Dick

When a man fucks another man in the ass

I heard when you was locked up you was a dookie dick

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Dookie Snap

When you hit someone so hard they shit themselves

I'm an about to give you a dookie snap

by Aysten October 1, 2019

Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.

"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"

by Emerson44 July 15, 2018

dooky cooch

as heard in the song My Bubble Gum by Rasheeda "The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house, t-t-t-take to ya mama house."

thats the type of girl you wanna chew all of her dooky cooch bubble gum or take to ya mamma house

by M$ R@$H33D@ April 25, 2010

turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

Dragon Dookie

A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.

Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!

by MadMark255 December 13, 2024

Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022