First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
by eatsleepnut May 08, 2017
Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside
Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up
Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up
by Gimmedaloot July 27, 2024
Person 1: did you hear about that girl
Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler
Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up
Person 1: litch babes litch
Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler
Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up
Person 1: litch babes litch
by Gimmedaloot July 29, 2024
A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,
leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.
by pander.to.me November 30, 2023
Where a girl and guy are in the sex position called doggy style and she shits on the guys dick while he is pounding her pussy with his dick.
by Capt_Bagger79 February 20, 2018
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.
Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.
by Zsazz2023 May 12, 2023
by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 08, 2019