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butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.
Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.
by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022
mugGet the butt time doctormug.

Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!
Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2023
mugGet the Doctoratemug.

Doctor Crazy

Some one who is not afraid to go the extra mile to be eccentric
you see that guy last night on the dancefloor?

yeah he was throwing moves down like doctor crazy
by Joe Roden August 16, 2012
mugGet the Doctor Crazymug.

Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!
"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023
mugGet the Doctor Omug.

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