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Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
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Caitlin Deluce

by turnershac May 10, 2020
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Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.
Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!
by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2021
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Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.
We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.
by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022
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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
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Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
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lollying a triple deuce

To take a shit: the cultured way.

When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.

Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.
The queen was totally lollying a triple deuce back there.
by Assball200 February 25, 2021
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