Davegasm

A type of orgasam by just looking at pictures David Cook and/or watching/hearing him sing.and being able to cum without even touching ones self.

Omg i'm having a Davegasm!!!

ahhh....yes

fuck yeah!

by Gabrielle C September 28, 2008

daven

a sassy girl with amazing curly/frizzy hair and a love for food (any food)

you know that girl on wattpad? yeah she's totally a daven.

by clara vandeviere June 15, 2013

Daved

1. Showing superiority to another person, usually in a way that humiliates them.

2. Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation.

3. To get beat down physically or verbally by someone.

See Robsoned

Examples of being "Daved"

Falling over leaving you in pain.

Get facialed by your boyfriend.

Getting Bitten by a Shark.

Getting hammered in bed leaving you unable to walk, talk or breathe.

by Weevil Maker October 16, 2007

Dave

Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request “I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}

"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"

by Ker0sine September 4, 2019

Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009

Danyell

Shes edgy as fuck and knows it she skates and listens to hardcore punk and death metal loves to abuse and over use certain substances but shes a reble with a heart of gold and will protect those she loves

*is at slayer concert* "oh look Theres danyell in the front row"

by pigheadedalchemist August 1, 2017

Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019