The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?
Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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