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Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
by Southern Twink June 30, 2024
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cotton face

Once a term used with racial hate undertones has now been used widely amongst Gen X marijuana smokers for an entirely different reason with zero derogatory racial intentions. Quite hilarious situation to describe having an extreme case of 'cotton mouth'. AKA 'dry mouth' one of the common side effects from using marijuana. The jump from a standard case of cotton mouth to cotton face requires one of two or both of the following symptoms.

1) Mouth is so dry your tongue will almost stay stuck to your pallet / roof of your mouth making it nearly impossible to speak normally. Feels like if you don't get something to drink immediately you could choke on your own tongue or even your throat will seal shut. & 2) mouth so dry its now affecting your face and it does this when your lips get stuck up above the gum line of teeth. Much like the 'Fire Marshall Bill' character from "In Living Color" comedy skit show of the early 90's played by Jim Carrey.
When hot boxing the car like we use to as teenagers, not only did it bring back some good nostalgic feelings but also some not so fun things like the moment you realize during a stoned monologue about whatever stony minds tend to ponder about just ranting away happily to the sudden urgent need to wet your whistle as lips get curled under and above your gum line and tongue becomes impossible to use correctly in speech as it gets stuck to roof of your mouth. your friends all look at one another and all painfully laugh cause we all have cotton face with lips above the gum line. Roll the window down and lets get a drink !
submitted by LuvH8Luv
by Luv H8 Luv March 1, 2024
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Cotton Candiddy

A description of how the clouds look at sunrise.
While on the beach 🏖 for sunrise, in Cape May NJ, my girlfriend says, “The clouds are so beautiful, they look like “Cotton Candiddy”
by Beach Lovers October 8, 2021
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cotton

big ass hot editor who gets no views
No clout cotton
by cottonsolos May 10, 2022
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Cotton picker

a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like
"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc
by Real cotton picker May 2, 2022
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair
Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.
by misscherrypie March 21, 2025
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