erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.

jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL

by meow gatto June 15, 2025

Converse

A rubber and canvas shoe generally worn by homosexuals. Comes in various colours and patterns, often customized with different laces, illustrations or words drawn on the sides.

"Converse? That's f---ing gay!"

by not a heterosexual May 27, 2017

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

conversating

for when the word "conversation" doesn't fit the context of a situation

we were conversating but now we're not because you suck

by frog33_coww November 16, 2021

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Conversation Tivio

Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.

Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.

Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”

Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio

by 58008 February 4, 2010

Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022