coffee regular

Coffee ordered at Tim Hortons in Canada. Translates to one cream and one sugar.
Often used in conjunction with the double double when taking orders for fat friends.

I'll take a coffee regular for me and a double double for "Moby Dick" here.

by breakwall January 14, 2005

Nose coffee

Another fucked up name for cocaine

That dude had way too much nose coffee with his breakfast this morning, he's warped right the fuck out of her

by SexyAssGinger11 December 8, 2015

Coffee Bag

When you t-bag a man and/or a woman and shit on their chest.

I beasted on Gabby when I gave her a coffee bag.

by Prof. Nillian October 29, 2008

Coffee bomb

Toilet paper rapped in a cylinder around your hand roughly 20 times then the ends rolled in it. Take it and place the bottom at a angle with one side on the wall so it can get air and light it from the bottom. It will burn for roughly 50 seconds without smoke. If you saved the coffee from breakfast in your milk carton you can place it over the flame and heat up said coffee.

A way of heating things inside a building without smoke.

I saved my coffee and a slice of Ham from breakfast so tonight when we joist out on that all night flight I have shit to cook on the Coffee bomb

by Dapaperman June 3, 2017

Coffee Ecstasy

The Most Sexy band on the face of the... Universe. And Sexy. And everyone in it is Sexy. And a pimp. If there was a word other than pimp that meant a pimp, it would be Coffee Ecstasy. Though that is 2 words. Shut up before I blind you with our sexy good looks.

SexyMan1: My favorite band is Coffee Ecstasy
SexyMan2: DAMN! They are so hot!
Carmen Electra: I made out with everyone in Coffee Ecstasy!
Jesus: I Heart Coffee Ecstasy!
Allah: Me 2!
Buddah: Fo Sho!
Ghaneesha: I love to look at their sexy tight buns.

by The most Sexy man ever. August 18, 2008

coffee stains

The stains left in your underwear after unleashing a wet fart

The bean soup I ate for lunch gave me coffee stains.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Hot Coffee

The GTA San Andreas mod that caused the came to receive an Adults-only rating by the ESRB. The mod allows the player access to previously included (but not accessible) explict gameplay.

Scott: 'I have to get a hold of Hot Coffee'
David: 'I've already got it - it's some funky shiat'

by Rock DJ August 26, 2005