Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth

Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh

by Fyshisback January 29, 2022

My name is Cleveland Brown

And I am proud to be

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my hometown

by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

Cleveland Crusher

Swinging into a seat on a bus and hitting the person seated in the seat with your legs.

"YO NIGGA IM FINNA CLEVELAND CRUSHER DIS BICH UP NIGGA!"

by Tyler da fucka November 2, 2017

cleveland corner

Corner in downtown Cleveland on highway 90.

Did you drive through Cleveland? Yeah how about that Cleveland corner

by Talladega coozy July 24, 2021

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024