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The Mondo Classic 

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
The Mondo Classic by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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certified blox classic 

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic is where you fill a pipe full of ash and give it to your friend, when they light it with a torch all the ash sucks to their mouth.
An original drink based on childhood nostalgia.
Would you prefer a blackberry or rhubarb Classico?
Classico by Connorhoehn June 25, 2015

classcuck 

A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/
-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.
classcuck by commiemorph May 17, 2016

Classicist 

1. A person who studies Classics (ancient Greek and Latin)

2. A follower of classicism in the arts
Examples of a Classicist included Dante, Petrarch, and Shakespeare in poetry and theatre.
(also look in Wikipedia for more examples, definitions, and etc.)

Classicafuckalisc 

When something is so fucking classic, it needs another word.
That picture of Brad Pitt is Classicafuckalisc.