clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

limp claps

something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone

im giving you limp claps for that

by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018

internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Leg-claps

1. A way to clap when you get kidnaped and the villain finishes his big speech.
2.Clapping with your legs

Villain:(finishes speech)
Kyle:(does leg-claps)
Villain:What the hell are you doing
Kyle:leg-claps
Villain:What the hell is that
Kyle:Clapping with your legs
Villain: Why
Kyle: Cause you worked hard on that plan

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.

Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.

by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020