Céline

Céline is the smartest, most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes upon. With charming ways and snarky remarks, she often seems to be unreachable, and that would be correct. Her intelligence isn't limited to one field but more so like a spider's web, spread out in different corners all connected to Céline's mind. This type of brilliance sets her apart, never being wrong about a thing she said, or she is convinced of.

"She is too perfect."
"Yeah, she defenitely is a Céline."

by i_h4ve_multiple_h03s March 15, 2025

Céline

Céline is the smartest, most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes upon. With charming ways and snarky remarks, she often seems to be unreachable, and that would be correct. Her intelligence isn't limited to one field but more so like a spider's web, spread out in different corners all connected to Céline's mind. This type of brilliance sets her apart, never being wrong about a thing she said, or she is convinced of.

"Wow, she's so perfect."
"Yeah, she for sure is a Céline."

by i_h4ve_multiple_h03s March 15, 2025

celine

celine ho is a baller, shes literally awesome and so so smart honestly, ok shes like a bit poops and like literally hours late to literally everything but shes still awsome sauce, shes there for you when you need it and also when she knows you need it, she tells you when something is wrong and she basically predicts everything, i love my celine, shes my best friend.

"bro is that celine"
"yea"
"dang"
"ok never make plans with that ho, but like love her"

by victoriaah May 1, 2025

Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Calvin

A state of Stoicism. a complete, utter, unbreakable, impregnable flawless continuous state of stoicism.

jake is calvin.

by inState February 11, 2026

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025