stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

by asamon December 18, 2009

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Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

by Captain Bumper September 25, 2011

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Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

by How Strange, Innocence November 07, 2011

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trump bump

The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)

"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."

by Farty McFartpants January 11, 2017

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Pookie Bump

A bump of cocaine, a cocktail, adderall/speed, or anything that will jack you up a little bit.

Wow Carol must have been feeling good last night after all those pookie bumps.

I need a pookie bump so I can get up and do something!

I had too many pookie bumps in Vegas.

I feel like such a buzz kill, I need a pookie bump!

by dickbaby November 17, 2009

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