Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms

That Guys a total Brandon

by KokoKL June 4, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy

Stop being a Brandon

by Brandonseen August 2, 2020

Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true

Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON

by Enigm_A November 10, 2018

Brandon

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime

Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.

by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere

Brandon is a crack head.

by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018