BetterVanillaBuilding

only the greatest texture pack ever created

you better be using BetterVanillaBuilding

by Spidey2389 July 3, 2021

Betterice

Ice that is more slippery than the ice directly behind it

I almost slipped on the betterice over there.

by WaxRaccoon7992 January 24, 2022

better boyfriend than him

a line from ‘boyfriend’ by dove cameron because you could be a better boyfriend than him.

a. A female in love with another female, with the easy ability to replace said female’s boyfriend.

b. Jealousy of an attractive woman’s boyfriend.

*sees an attractive female in public with her boyfriend*
“i could be a better boyfriend than him”

by lesbian wife haver March 27, 2022

BetterMartinez

When you have two employees named Martinez. And one of them out performs the other, making him the BetterMartinez.

"Zack, messed up his reports again. Someone call Justin, we need the BetterMartinez. "

by DonMario77 October 27, 2022

Bitter mint

A specific, rare flavour of cum / semen only produced by a few men on earth.
Typically, those men turn out to be transgender in their teens, so they won't have their rare flavour of sperm for very long.
Also, they are all mostly players of a popular Roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

Can also be used as a synonym for cum / semen.

Me: Ouugh... Aahh.. I'm.. I'm about to....
Me: I'm Bitter Minting!

Girl: Woah. It's mint Flavored!

Me: Yeah. I Love JToH. My hardest tower is ToDIE. Without noclip.

Girl: Wow! I love you, Zabregah!
Girl: You're my hero!

Me: Yeah. But I'm trans. Also we're Esexing. Lol.

by Monsterblock October 17, 2023

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015