wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.
Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
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Booger Bazooka

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.
Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.
by Hotwhitemama2888 June 17, 2017
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Boopster boogers

When your butthole has hairs all around it and you wipe it with toilet paper and you have ta pick them out later, boopster boogers
by Pincetti April 26, 2023
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smeh booger

A booger that is blown out and ejected from the nostril without a handkerchief or tissue, usually by blowing out of one nostril while the other is pressed shut.

Smeh” is an onomatopoeia for the sound made when the nose is forcibly blown.
“Jerry didn’t have a tissue, so he blew a smeh booger that landed on the teacher’s plate.”
by Tater Bater May 19, 2023
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Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.
I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head
by Kingbuku January 24, 2020
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Booger chan

A fat guy who smells like shit that enjoys using his booger as a lube to penetrate his own ass
Booger chan: hi sir
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Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.
"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."
by NxtNightmare September 30, 2023
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