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Shit bloke

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more propper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like. Bloke is australian for guy pretty much, in case you didnt know
Tim: Frase. you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: you are such a shit bloke frase

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt goldsy come out last weekend?
sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend
Kizza: What a shit bloke
by Kmac1331 March 10, 2009
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Brokeback Mountain

A place where gay guys go to fish and fuck.
Jim: Hey you want to go to Brokeback Mountain this weekend.

James: What the fuck!, Hell no!
by apostle84 June 11, 2006
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Brokeback Blumkin

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.
by G W December 28, 2007
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Bokes

Adjective. Used to describe something that is extremely hilarious. It is believed the origins of this word lay in Croydon. According to folk tales from the time, one man comibined the words bare and jokes to create bokes. Essentially meaning bare jokes.
"haha that is bokes, bruv"
"that hat you are wearing is well bokes"
by Keano December 28, 2005
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booke

not completly sure how to put the exact meaning, but it pretty much means bogus... It is a slang term used mostly in the north mostly in New York.
used in sentences "Man that movie was booke." or just "man thats booke"
by Mr.Know It All April 18, 2009
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Bookend

The act of having a meal that consist of eating an appetizer and a dessert.
We are going to go having dinner at Applebee's and bookend it. I think I may have mozzarella sticks, nachos, and chocolate cake.
by SalPhone January 7, 2012
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spring broke

being broke due to spending all of your money on various spring break items such as beer, weed, shrooms, bad motel rooms, mcnuggets and other miscellaneous items.
sorry man I can't throw down for the keg, I'm spring broke.
by aliciaaaa April 5, 2008
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