bagels

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

by hot cheetos January 10, 2013

french bagel

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."

by Ho-Seef September 23, 2007

jew bagel

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

by noah seigel September 20, 2005

Nigerian Bagel

When you take a shit, make it into a circle, fry it, and use the hole in the middle to spy on women in the clubhouse.

yo dude i just saw two fat chicks making out watching through my nigerian bagel...they never knew i was there

by jermonius August 26, 2011

bagels

a replacement for sexual activity.

-ey did you get some bagels last night?
+yeah cuh. cream cheese and alllll!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

bagel

In County CLare in Ireland we call a redneck a bagel, fuckin no idea where it originated.

The town was full a bagels last night, white shirts

by Annie April 7, 2005

Bagel

(n) A slang word used for weed. This was made up so that friends could talk about weed in the presence of teachers or family members.
(v) Also used to mean "Smoking weed"

(n) You got bagel for tonight?
(v) You tryin' to bagel after school?

by T-wit-it August 3, 2005