Babbington

An extremely autistic man obsessed with economics and engineering more than a 13 year old boy would be with Africa lynx. His entire vocabulary is a conglomeration of sayings and colloquialisms that your grandad would use.

Arthur is in a general conversation

Arthur: so I’m thinking we do thingy and then shoot swimming sort of thing and I think you’re *wink and tounge click* bang on the money

Liberty: wow that was so Babbington

by The shmoo March 10, 2024

Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

Washington Commanders

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.

Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.

by McElite October 13, 2024

Fashington D.C.

Fascist Washington D.C.

Ah well – Fashington D.C. here we go.

by 🅰️ November 12, 2024

Washington Sleeper

The act of having diarrhea on somebodies pillow without them knowing.

After she dumped me, her ugly ass gave me a Washington Sleeper.

by FatWeiner January 25, 2026

Washington Weed Wacker

A sexual act in which 2 partners bite and pull the pubes off of eachother, essentially giving eachother a free wax with their teeth.

Me and my girlfriend tried this new thing called the Washington Weed Wacker. It was a wild experience.

by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Washington Long Throat

When two males are having sex and one sticks a sex toy in the others throat eventually causing them to vomit which will cause both males to then hump the vomit until climaxing

Me and by buddy Jake were hanging out and having fun and he decided to give me a Washington Long Throat

by Markus Willbot March 10, 2026