Ninth Base

Ninth Base (n.) - when you just have to slap your freaking partner off because they aren't giving you time in between orgasms. ENJOY!(:

It was hard for Penelope to breathe when Stanley took her to ninth base and all she could do was moan.

by WienerPoop April 11, 2008

Baghead Betty

A girl so nasty you have to put a bag over her head to have sex with her. No reason for the name Betty other than the two B sounds go together. Referenced in Manga-ka Santa Inoue's Tokyo Tribes.

Oh man don't be getting me Hizzy to the Seven Izzy with some Baghead Betty!

by DiscoBubba December 6, 2004

Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008

bachelorette

A glamourous name sluts give themselves.

"Hi, I'm a bachelorette, I need cock in every orifice"

by johnbarker January 10, 2004

second base

In non perverted terms, the base diagonal from home plate in baseball.

He just ran past second base, and is quickly headed for third.

by Mido-chan June 27, 2007

Basher

A typically off-road radio control vehicle not usually meant for racing but instead for recreational driving. Often 'bashers' sport hopped-up components aimed at durability because they are typically driven recklessly.

"I recently added a roll cage to my truggy basher because the body snapped last time I rolled it."

by GSlayerBrian September 7, 2013