Definitions by johnbarker

mother load 

The slurry excreted from a female when she has a massive period.

Wade: The girls were real bitches at tea tonight.

Ian: Must be the mother load.

mother load by johnbarker November 1, 2004

bachelorette 

A glamourous name sluts give themselves.

"Hi, I'm a bachelorette, I need cock in every orifice"

bachelorette by johnbarker January 10, 2004