hoe base

A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.

"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"

by trevorhardin June 21, 2014

Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.

Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?

by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.

Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.

by thepreacher May 9, 2006

Base Jumping

Committing suicide with a backpack on.

Oh, how'd he die? He went base jumping off of the bridge.

by motorboat 'em April 13, 2014

fifth base

The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".

My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!

by verticle;:) October 22, 2010

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 1, 2011

Waid Base

A terrable rust base that is so bad that it was most likely made by the rust player "Waid"

Damn that shit look like a waid base.

by wssdsdsd January 17, 2023