Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.
Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.
John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.
John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.
by CadillacDan July 20, 2011
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1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher
2. at a 10
1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher
2. at a 10
by King Wacky December 31, 2011
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60 year old bald white dude who teaches imaginary Spanish and is disrespectful as fuck. He is usually found hurting kids self esteem by bullying them. When administration walks in, he acts like an angel. He takes an hour to do a warmup and the students never learn anything. He gets in the kids personal life and makes fun of them for their disabilities. He makes every student heated.
Student: Mr.Barad, I can’t see.
Mr.Barad: where are your glasses?
Student: my mom can’t afford them.
Mr.Barad: your mom has to buy you glasses. I’m telling guidance. Social services will be visiting your mom.
Mr.Barad: where are your glasses?
Student: my mom can’t afford them.
Mr.Barad: your mom has to buy you glasses. I’m telling guidance. Social services will be visiting your mom.
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Get the the voice of ancient bard mug.When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009
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Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH
Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED
now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH
Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED
now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
by Le Kronic March 26, 2013
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