H8 balds

Minimal masquerading of the quantity 8 ball

Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75

by Drpalabras May 23, 2021

bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Bald

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

by Bosleys November 17, 2019

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

Bald

Miles Gibson

"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"

by Zeroni_ March 11, 2020