August 25

National slightly above average dick day.

Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.

Rocky: That’s cool I guess.

by Not Liam or rocky November 9, 2021

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

August 28th

National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

august 28

the day that all the best people are born. also national popeyes day

person1: how come Shania Twain is so awesome and successful

person2: she was born on august 28th

by shiannelove2008 November 24, 2020

august 15

august 15

the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born

omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool

by claritysage October 5, 2021