Austin Bangs

One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.

Example:

Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"

by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020

Austin Mckinney

The epicenter of a pussy in the losest of vaginal canals. Pussy so bad you’d prefer Langston’s mom.

Your being such an Austin Mckinney pussy bitch right now

by PussydestroyerXXX6969 April 9, 2018

miranda austin

1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man

2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper

sarah you might want to be careful i heard a miranda austin was moving to town.

by therealgod January 4, 2020

Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Austin Pots

FAT ASS NIGGA WITH MAN TITTES YHE SIZE OF CANTALOPS

Fat ass hoe must be Austin Pots

by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019

Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021

Austin Moment

When you are playing a competitive shooter (valorant) and your teammate uses his ability in front of the enemy. This is especially true when in hallways.

Bruh, why are you using your abilities in front of the enemy. Thats a "Austin Moment"

by Waximillian June 22, 2020