by bae:D November 30, 2020
A usually retarded child that looks a lot like a Playmobile and like Sid from the Toy Story. He is not funny at all and smells like a black monkey lookin' ass.
by Its_Kobie July 14, 2018
When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
by Aaron Nickles January 09, 2020
Austin bakery is sweet, handsome, and so much more! Once you think about him once, he won’t ever leave your mind and oyou will get irritated at first because you won’t know why but once you realize why, your going to hate yourself for not knowing sooner.
Girl#1- I don’t know why but I can’t get him off of my mind
Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
Girl#2- you must be thinking about austin baker he does that to girls all the time.
by F*ckoff101-$$$ October 22, 2017
Former frontman of Attack Attack! and Of Mice and Men that a lot of people looked up to for saving their lives through his music, but recently has fallen out of popularity due to claims that he had raped 15 different women.
by citeh citeh citeh June 13, 2020
A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
Aka little white boy. Often lacks the general knowledge of getting smells out of cars, but is excellent with smelly Dr. Ricky. Number 15 out of 15 on every depth chart, but will drive u anywhere. Total simp, but overall average friend. His brother most likely will be a huge Matt Forte fan.
by ThatDude6103728 December 29, 2019