Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky

Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.

Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool

Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it

by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022

alyssa wilcox

a short, beautiful, funny, and supportive girl. it’s near impossible not to love her, and it’s for sure that lots of guys chase after her. although she may be quite in class, she opens up to her friends and treats them like her family. she knows just how to handle every emotion and is an absolutely amazing person.

dude 1: bro who’s that hottie?
dude 2: oh that’s an alyssa wilcox in its natural habitat.
dude 1: 🤭

by vbbabe March 27, 2019

Alyssa

Hellooooook😗

Alyssa has an instagram

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Alyssa Janice

Someone who is overly sexy. Someone who you look at and you’re like holy shit id put a baby in that

Damn Alyssa Janice is fuckin sexy id put a baby in her quicker then a dog eats it’s vomit

by Lissykinsz01 May 5, 2019

Alyssa

Generally brown eyed, amazing in every aspect, her laughter is so contagious and she is the one person you will actually, without a doubt, miss. She is the most gentle person, but at times wild in a good way. She is probably the funniest and most exciting girl you will ever meet. Sometimes she doesn’t understand how amazing she really is and will underestimate herself. She is also beautiful, one of the most prettiest of friend groups (in this aspect she doubts herself).

Alyssa I miss u ;) if u ever read this

by Anonymous from Mountain View March 4, 2021

alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!

Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.

by Angryabby April 21, 2019