Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

Alan

Alan is a cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.

I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

by Sirpumpkinnosimpbrosb4hoes April 9, 2021

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way

they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other

by Yo why lowber September 28, 2025

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him

ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019