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Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
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Alan and hayden

Cute boys but they are both traumatized so maybe comfort them when you see them

Defination: a type of couple who went through traumatic exprience and dies in a romantic way
they just pulled a alan and hayden on each other
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Alan Reet

Alan Reet is a top grafter, who completed the bricklaying course. He rides around Charvgartha on his dark matter surron and grafts all sorts of Charvgartha artifacts. He can be distinguished by his scouse trim, a full montirex outfit and his Airmax 95s.
Holy shit, it's Alan Reet, hide your copper wire!
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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
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