clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003

fudge snake

Human feces

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.

by Pimplash July 31, 2023

Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.

"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."

by Holykow February 25, 2010

snake punch

The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.

Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.

by Zinnian January 21, 2011

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006

club snake

Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.

Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007