Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Batman

He’s batman

I’m Batman

by M1rk-man May 14, 2022

batman

god of bats, non horny and he is better than you and your friends/family

batman>you

by !elvfff? November 20, 2021

Batman

Person with big thick bushy eyebrows!

Hairdresser: Wow your eyebrows need a trim Batman

by A man In a white van December 11, 2016

Batman

A very Gay 🅱️ℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️

Batman is a gay 🅱️ℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️

by THE LEGENDARY DEFINER February 19, 2019

Batman

A superhero who wears a red and blue suit that got bitten by a radioactive spider and know he has cancer from the radiation and can’t be a superhero anymore

Man I used to love Batman, then he got cancer

by Rat Regent is an awesome name February 27, 2025