Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022

Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight

Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight

by Gayalejo January 12, 2023

Chase is straight

Chase is a mega chad

Ur chase is straight

by Chase is chad May 5, 2021

straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

Straight Dust

A response given when someone or something has done you wrong, when things just aren't right with a scenario or simply just isn't what you expected to happen.

Someone who does you dirty could be described as "dusty"

Person One: "I'm so upset. John said he was going to us his extra ticket to take me to the game tonight, but instead he brought his girlfriend."

Person Two: "Bro, I'm so sorry that's that straight dust"

by ColoradoanfreezinginMinnesota May 6, 2019

Straight Ghosted

To kill someone quickly without much effort

"Yo Jamal you just straight ghosted that cracka"
"Yeah he dead"

by DoctorWho22222 October 19, 2015

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021