Simp

Moa is the biggest simp for Damien Haas and Calum Hood

moa: i’m a big simp
kami: not bigger than me tho
narrator: she was, in fact, a bigger simp than Kami

by peachyhaas August 10, 2020

SIMP

A nigga who will blow all his money on some ugly ass bitch but he wants pussy that bad

This nigga Michael is simping over Sofia AGAIN

by SIMPB130 February 19, 2020

Simp

A fool who could do anything for a weak ass hoe. He could literally let her walk all over him for a fucknig pencil.

Typical names for simps are Theo, Sebastian, Herbert.

Stop simpin nibba

by Radiomañana March 2, 2020

Simp

Simp is short for simpleton. Otherwise it's a term used to describe 'beta' type males who put woman on a pedestal for being hot or sending them really cringe messages for no reason. Typically seen more often on Twitter or Twitch where 'e-girls' are active and have a large following of horny guys or white knights (similar term tbh). Such as for streamers like Pokimane, Loserfruit, etc.

Him: I just miss her bro.

Me: Simp.

by JakeCPhD April 16, 2020

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal

Hey, my friend Nuriya is a simp.
Did you hear about shelbie? She’s a total simp.

by ITSXSCRUB February 25, 2020

Simp

A man that is controlled by the female getting nothing out of the relationship (if they have one ) p.s. probably not

Finn and Jake the biggest simps ever known

by Bitch wit good pussy April 26, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020