deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

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sarong party milf

A sarong party milf is a Singaporean wife and mother who having had kids, finds her local husband is unable to support her trophy wife/tai tai lifestyle and is thus chasing a white husband.

Person 1: Scarlett is a total sarong party milf. Look at her grinding all over that American stud with her husband in the other room.
Person 2: I heard it's because she thinks her husband isn't giving her the tai tai lifestyle
Person 1: I'm sure the big white dick doesn't hurt either

by quintessential dick July 12, 2015

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Big titte milf

A fictional character that you want but are to sad and lonely to get and is mostly found in hentai or porn

That character in the hentai is a big titte milf

by Tosters_Fire February 20, 2022

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hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina

Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014

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milf (jen jen)

james mom is a huge milf she sleeps with over 500 men a night mainly hot boy in lane 6ix. she has huge titties and fat ass. she will always give you a good time.

q dizzle :did you sleep with james mom last night.
poppedcorn:yeah but the line to get in was very long.

q dizzle: yeah that’s why i go in the morning.
slays: i made a cave in her last night.
poppedcorn: an even bigger one than mine?
slays:yeah i had to put it in deep. now i can fit evie in the whole thing.
poppedcorn: i am in love with milf (jen jen)

by Huh11 December 17, 2020

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