Greg Garris

A whole cabbage Farmer

My father is Greg Garris

by Banien January 26, 2019

Greg

Noun; male name

Verb; To go on a 2+ minute convoluted rant about something entirely useless.

1: *goes on a long rant about how birds sing*

2: Bro, this guy is gregging.

by Squid00001 February 8, 2024

The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.

Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.

by Broadway Harmier July 26, 2022

gregged

Gregged - Verb - It is when you have been promised that everything is perfect and nothing else is needed. When the actual time comes for what is needed, there was a ton of stuff missing but it is your fault that it is all missing. So when you go back to said "Greg", "Greg" has zero accountability or responsibility but when you fix "Greg's" problem, he will take all of credit for it.

I just got gregged on that deal, he said it was perfect but so much was missing.

by salespeoplearealwaysright January 29, 2021

Greg

A blind man with a massive dong

Do you know Greg? He must piss a lot.

by Bobbyttt November 23, 2021

greg

the largest and fastest growing army on the internet, do not look that up it is true

"greg is the fastest growing army on youtube, don't look that up"

by doomguy24 November 29, 2020

Greg

Miserable HVAC tech, never satisfied, loves Pepsi

Don’t name your kid Greg

by Trippytripp89 December 31, 2019