Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 26, 2022

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 09, 2017

Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.

"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 24, 2022

baunch jockey

(noun)

One who rides baunches.

The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.

by davidrgarber August 28, 2018

cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 06, 2005

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 09, 2017

Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.

Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.

by Brimbus May 10, 2021