Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach

The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder

Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah

by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021

zach

a male man that will try to fit in but sometimes he does but also some times dosen't and is smart intelligent and is kind

no body knows how is felling becuase he/she is a zach

by uerufgrwpoie January 7, 2019

Zach/Zachary

Zach/Zachary is a zesty lil biotch. Acts super fruity, but also has brainrot.

Amelia: Bro, did you hear Zach yelling “SKIBIDI!” yesterday?
Olivia: You mean the gay kid? Like Zach/Zachary?

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially

Damn he has that Zach Melby Money

by Flo terms March 19, 2024

Zach Oder

Dwarf boy who likes touching mens thighs. He enjoys being rubbed. He wants Lou Williams up his ass. He gives chipmunk head. He looks like a chode. Zach is the next Effron. Zach Oder is the smartest chipmunk I've ever seen.

Zach Oder wishes he could marry Aiden.

by Lil Pey Pey May 10, 2019

Zach

A Zach is usually a sexy man with a sexy soul. He can get possessive towards someone he loves and also make them feel like the most important person on earth. He loves to have sex with hot women and uses every single body part capable of penetration. But his other talents and personality overshadow his bed skills. If you see a Zach, value him with all your heart.

Get Zach'd on you fucking pussy.

by itsyaboizac November 22, 2021