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YouTube Welfare

A welfare system in which a young unemployed adult relies on making YouTube videos in order to earn a livable wage instead of going out and finding a real job.
Steve: Hey Bob, has your kid found a job yet?
Bob: Nope. He on YouTube Welfare and sitting on his ass recording himself playing video games. He thinks he can become a millionaire by playing video games 24/7.
by justmichael October 10, 2016
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youtube avoidance

Trying not to use the word "youtube" in front of audience, to make sure you don't mistakenly say "youporn" instead.
"Did you tell them where you've got the video from?" "Kind of. I commited youtube avoidance and told them I got it from the internet"
by lifestyledictcc September 25, 2012
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YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes
Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else
by Fukuahole August 17, 2022
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YouTubers Block

A YouTubers inability to come up with trending or quality content for a project or video. Similar to writers block.
Friend: Bro! When are you uploading the new video?
YouTuber: Soon. With this YouTubers Block, I can't think.
by urbuser59 February 14, 2021
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youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”
by TheSleeperThatHaunts August 7, 2021
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king of youtube

PEWDIEPIE will for ever be the one true king of YouTube
by justaman April 18, 2018
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YouTube Person

1. A person commenting or responding to a video like they have a long history of video editing and video technology systems.

2. A person who comments on a video with nothing more than one or two words that give no praise, criticism or any useful information.

3. A person who comments on new videos with 'First!" without actually being first, or getting lucky and getting the first comment.

4. People who have arguments over comments or video responses. These arguments usually amount to nothing.
1. "this video is completely fake!!!1 you can see the matte lines and the resolutions between them don't match!!"

"Ugh, not another YouTube Person"

2. "What shit!" or "Lame" or "Cool" or "Awesome." says the YouTube Person.
by Praxiteles July 22, 2009
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