five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style

“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

“damnn that’s crazyyy”

by isabel06 December 31, 2023

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Choking game of wonders

A game played by psycho punks, by inducing pain to others.

such a jerk genius, if it’s all for his choking game of wonders.

by RkforCunt February 13, 2021

one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once

I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

A person who is deaf

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

by Blaster One July 16, 2010

One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022

One week wonder

New music that’s on the radio that lasts a week and then it’s forgotten unlike timeless classics

Oh no another one week wonder , I’m sure this took a good 5 minutes to make

by Truthmaster2006 August 27, 2019