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Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
by Charwunsee January 23, 2023
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Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on
by Staywokekids December 6, 2018
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Woke

Where a person looks for all the "injustices" in society and try to "save" the world from them.

P.s Caused cancel culture and the fall of comedy. Linked to black supremacy(BLM) and lgbtq+ riots. These people have no sense of either history or religion and oppose all forms of "Far right" non-wokeism.
Look, it's a blm march with all those woke white people who don't know anything about crime and the slave trade
by St Stephen December 26, 2021
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Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.
“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.
by Bakubitch August 23, 2019
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Woke

A term used by people who wish that rampant racism, homophobia and misogyny was still socially acceptable
Tom complained about Disney World being woke when they started removing dated cultural depictions
by GaelicSoxFan April 17, 2021
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