Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!

"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."

by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009

wankerium

When a person (usually a snob) decorates his home with artwork and/or cultural artefacts, placed there for the sole purpose of impressing guests, he is said to live in a wankerium.

Bob dreaded going to dinner parties at Antoine's wankerium, knowing he'd be subjected to boring annecdotes all night.
eg. "Do you like that monkey sculpture in my living room? I picked it up in Istanbul..."

by Peppard01 November 21, 2009

Wankess

The female version of a wanker

I can't believe how much of a prick that girl is, she's such a wankess

by Merryman69 May 16, 2011

Wankerjam

When a bar is jammed with wankers and there's no room for normal people.

Greg: "Hey, Jimbo, let's go in here."
Jimbo: "Fuck no mate, it's a wankerjam in there."

by Lettheinsanitybegin June 20, 2011

Wankerpussy

To do something a bit stupid or clumsily and hurt yourself pathetically in the process. Being a bit of a wanker and a pussy at the same time. Very often occurs while drunk.

Claire fell down the stairs, landed on her arse and whinged about it. Everybody laughed.
What a Wankerpussy!

by FatSteve September 24, 2012

wicked as balls

really cool, can be in the place or replaced with shit or fuck.

to be really cool.

great.

awesome.

DUUUDDDEEE!!!! did you see that trick...it was wicked as balls!!!!

by LIT May 2, 2012