The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023

Food & Wine

an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.

Since 1988, Food & Wine has published an annual list of the ten best new chefs in America. Among the notable chefs recognized by the magazine are

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Corkscrew and wine

When a male and a female interact through sexual intercourse and after multiple rounds , the female partner eventually squirts (just like how you open a bottle of champagne).

" Hey Larry , what did you do yesterday ?"

"Oh just a good old fashioned corkscrew and wine action with a gal at the club."
" Not bad !"

by A naughty little midget March 31, 2017

wine gun

A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.

Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)

by Ur local gal September 20, 2021

Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.

What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.

by What's going on. July 22, 2022

red wine supernova

'Red wine supernova' is a play on the term 'champagne supernova'
a euphemism for an explosive hookup

Let’s listen to “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan.

by Ravenwhiteclaw August 17, 2024

wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit

Stop being such a wine tit

by Wine tit February 7, 2019